funny thoughts

Teacher, I have a question for you,” says little Johnny.

“If there are 3 women sitting in an ice cream parlor, and one is biting her ice cream cone, the second is licking her ice cream cone, and the third is sucking her ice cream cone, how can you tell which one is married?”

The teacher thought for a moment, and says “The one who is sucking her ice cream cone is the married one.”

“Wrong,” says Johnny, “you can tell which one is married by which one has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you think.”

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